I got a letter from the Fourth District Court today. I have to report for jury duty on April 5. WHY?? Do I seriously qualify? Am I even a resident? I have a WA license. And I'm a student. And I have two jobs. And I don't want to. But I'm a little bit curious. So I'll go. But mostly because if I don't I "shall be in contempt of court and subject to penalty." Whatever that means...
Julie says I should tell them that I'm racist. Maybe I'll tell them I hate everybody, especially their client. He looked at me funny.
Or maybe I won't shower until then so I'll be the smelly kid. Nobody wants a smelly kid on their jury.
Or I'll have Bishop Freestone write a medical release. Think he'd do it? Maybe...
my little homophobe
8 months ago