Last week I was at the M's game with my dad, brother and my brother's friend. I brought some snacks and was eating some Nerds. (Well, more sorting than eating really... it was a slow game.) My dad turned to me and said, "I'll have some of those turds."
"I don't have any turds on hand but if you'd like some Nerds I can hook you up with a hand full."
Then a few days later, my mom let me know that she had made some mint brownies. "They even came with those little Anus chunks."
"What?!?!"
"You know, those little mint rectangles."
"You mean Andes??"
"Oh... yeah... I guess I forgot the d."
"Amongst other things..."
Also, a woman I work with looks almost exactly like Linda from The Wedding Singer. You know, Robbie's ex-fiance that left him at the alter. She even dresses like her. More to follow...
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I love anus-chunk brownies. She should've thrown in some turds for good measure.
This post made me say "Woah" (Joey Lawrence style) no less than 3 times.
Good work.
A freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother. Best of luck with the new school year.
mmm...anus mint brownies...
hey- you need to add me on your list of blogs- i'm offended you haven't yet. :o) thisisbenandsarah.blogspot.com
your nephew is so cute! post some pictures on here!!
that's not what i add to my brownies.
Emily, you have a great memory, for funny things.
Oh goodness.. I haven't laughed or cried that hard in a while. I really enjoyed reading freudian slips and the gym. And of course, I loved reading about your new nephew. He sounds sweet! I second Sarah - let's see some pics please! Miss you Em!
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