Moving Day

Today is moving day. Again. Here is a list of places I have lived...

1. Dec 80 - Aug 99....................Parents' Home (Renton, WA)
2. Aug 99 - April 00...................58 Horne Hall (Provo, UT)
3. April 00 - Aug 00...................Parents' Home (Renton, WA)
4. Aug 00 - April 01...................Villa Apt 63 (Provo, UT)
5. April 01 - May 01...................Parents' Home (Renton, WA)
6. May 01 - Aug 01....................Faerbers' Home (Renton, WA)
7. Aug 01 - April 02....................Villa Apt 64 (Provo, UT)
8. April 02 - April 03...................Villa Apt 62 (Provo, UT)
9. April 03 - Aug 03....................Villa Apt 65 (Provo, UT)
10. Aug 03 - April 04....................Villa Apt 59 (Provo, UT)
11. April 04 - Aug 04....................Villa Apt 65 (Provo, UT)
12. Aug 04 - ????.........................No clue

I am now in the moving process between numbers ten and eleven. It doesn't matter how many times I've dragged my crap across the Villa parking lot it still sucks. I've got the process down to a fine art. An art I would have rather left undiscovered. And to make matters more entertaining, the Villa has decided not to compensate us this year for kicking us out of our apartment, forcing me to use my spring break moving everything I own into another one of their trashy apartments instead of sitting on my couch reading The Screwtape Letters and eating my giant box of Rainbow Nerds.