Thursday, March 23, 2006

Me, Me, Me

In response to H...

Five Movies You Can Watch Over and Over:
1. Bringing Up Baby
2. Sleepless in Seattle
3. Christmas Vacation
4. Joe Versus the Volcano
5. Mixed Nuts

Five embarrassing Songs that You Know All the Words To:
1. "Hero" by Mariah Carey
2. "Cleanin Out My Closet" by Eminem
3. "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice
4. "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Mette Midler
5. "You're So Vain" by Carley Simon

Five Memorable Halloween Costumes:
1. Clown, ages 5-12 (my mom made it so she made me wear it until I outgrew it... I never did)
2. Blade, age 21?
3. Punk Rocker, age 22?
4. Piece of Pizza, age 25
5. Spirit of Christmas, age 25

Five Celebrities You Believe May Secretly be Alien:
1. Kelly Osbourne
2. Britney Spears' baby
3. Ryan Seacrest
4. Michael Jackson
5. Tom Cruise

Five Occupations that You Know You Could Never Do:
1. Military anything. I have a problem with weapons.
2. Custodian/Garbage Woman. I throw up easily.
3. Politician. I'm wishy washy.
4. Telemarketer/Door-to-Door Salesman. Terrifying. Seriously.
5. Construction. I don't do heavy-lifting or sign-lifting

Five Books You've Recently Read Outside of Schoolwork:
1. An Idiot Girl's Christmas, Laurie Notaro
2. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain
3. The Penultimate Peril, Lemony Snicket
4. Ramona Forever, Beverly Cleary
5. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, J.K. Rowling

Five Ways to Perfectly Spend an Afternoon:
1. Playing catch
2. At the park
3. Walking
4. In a book store
5. With a good book

Five Lines You Blatantly Stole From a Movie, TV, a Commercial, or Song:
1. "I just wish you weren't such a liar" - Will Ferrell, SNL
2. "Surprised? If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now." - Christmas Vacation
3. "I like whispering too!" - Elf
4. "I want! I want! I need! I need!" - "What About Bob?"
5. "I invented the piano key neck-tie! What've you got?? Nothing! NOTHING!!" - Zoolander

Not Your 5 Favorite Foods, But the 5 You're Most Likely Eating:
1. Diet Pepsi
2. Chips and Salsa
3. Chocolate Slim Fast
4. Snickers Bar
5. Salad

Five People Who Must Immediately Respond:
1. Ritz
2. Nama
3. Ann-Marie
4. Leah
5. Jon


Heather said...

I love "Bringing Up Baby!"

I can't give you anything but love, baby, that's the only thing I've plenty of


Cary Grant singing. cute!

Nama said...

dude, i already did it, waaaay before immediately.

check me out.

kat said...

i love that i was able to predict 3 of your 5 quotes before i read this.
it's like we have the same brain.

and i like to think that quote #6 would've been, "i love smiling, smiling's my favorite."

Nessa said...

I really want to respond to this thing properly, but my 'puter time is almost up! I'll get back to you!

Footbush said...

I guess I need to watch Zoolander for the 2nd time to see if it's really as funny as you and Kat think it is...