Friday, October 14, 2005

Bleeding from the Eyes

I went to the doctor today.

Because although my eyes look better, the redness is spreading. Ew.

But apparantly, I don't have Pink Eye.

No... instead tons of blood vessels decided to explode at once. This is due to stress.

Therefore, I am so stressed that I am bleeding from the eyes!

I am so messed up.

8 comments:

Jay said...

Perfect song for you: "My Eyes Burn" - Matchbook Romance

Although the content of the song doesn't talk about bleeding eyes.

Anonymous said...

I totally know how you feel. Of course I was bleeding inside my eye and I wasn't going blind because I was fat. Oh wait, thats your mom who is blind because she is sooo fat.

Nama said...

whatever...that doctor you went to was shady. you had pink eye, you freak.

Em said...

your mom is shady. at least 50 feet all around your mom is shady...

Anonymous said...

This is cool, mainly because it means Kat got pink eye purely through the power of your suggestion.

maybe you could suggest me a million dollars or something.

kat said...

your doctor's smoking crack.

Leah said...

I'm with spliz. suggest me some new tires while you're at it. i think your doctor's definitely hitting the bottle.

Fat eSpence said...

I agree, your doctos sounds whack. I'd give him a stress symptom to the head.