Monday, October 03, 2005

Dear Lady In My Class,

Bright pink lipstick does NOT go with everything. It just doesn't. Especially orange. Or green. Or purple. In fact, it doesn't go with anything a normal human being should wear. Please, please, just stop. You're hurting me. Also, if you inerrupt lecture to ask another question about Tier 2 and how that applied to each of your students in an individual basis one more time I'm going to snap.

Thanks so much,
The Pained

11 comments:

Jay said...

Your new blog looks good. No pink lipstick to be found. Who does your blog work ??? It looks awesome.

Heather said...

the pained.

HA!

Nama said...

we were discussing genetic disorders in my bio class today, and a guy raised his hand and asked: "so do all these [disorders] have negative effects?"

yeah, they're called DISORDERS for a reason, moron. so painful, that class is.

Leah said...

Hey I beg to differ! Hot pink goes with EVERYTHING!!

kat said...

when i start my punk band, we're totally going to be called "the pained".

Jay said...

Names for Punk Band:
'Hot Pink Lipstick'
'Pained and Pink'
'The MisMatched'
'Fashion Incompitent'
'Lady NOT in my Class'

Kirsten said...

mmmmm maybe I'll be bright pink lipstick for halloween..... :) muhahahaha

Erika said...

Erika's Motto: Just because it's pink doesn't mean it's cute. But because it's cute, it's probably pink.
Put that in your pocket and save it for later.

Kimberly said...

I saw a guy today wearing camouflage pants and a blue and white striped shirt. Stripes don't match with camouflage!

Leah said...

Says who?

kat said...

people with eyes.