Why, Why, Why?

Yesterday I ate a Taco Bell Bean Burrito, Soft Taco, Mountain Dew LiveWire Slurpee, a bite of Kat's Kara's Mint Chocolate Truffle Bar and a chocolate/vanilla swirl dipped ice cream cone.

Can somebody explain to me why I was up until almost 3am with a stomache ache?

And why, why, why the next door Provo High School band would decide that 7:30am would be the perfect time for practice? Why?